Twitter Critics Slam Carly Fiorina in Concert

The reviews of Carly Fiorina's national singing debut are in — and they're filled with sour notes.

Moments after Ted Cruz tapped Fiorina to be his vice-presidential running mate, the former Hewlett-Packard CEO warbled a made-up nursery rhyme she said she would sing to the Texas senator's two young daughters:

"I know two girls that I just adore, I'm so happy I can see them more. Cause we travel on the bus all day, we get to play, we get to play."

But the ditty didn't sit well with Twitter users who instantly rendered their verdicts on Fiorina's out-of-tune singing attempt:

Amazing that with one song Carly Fiorina managed to seem even creepier than her running mate, a man constantly compared to a serial killer

— kombucha mother (@ActionAlan) April 27, 2016

Did Carly Fiorina just sing? SNL writers have begun their script.

— David Brody (@TheBrodyFile) April 27, 2016

@keithboykin @keithboykin This is not fair. Hunter Thompson needed to see this.

— Mister Bunny (@AskMisterBunny) April 27, 2016

Surprised Carly Fiorina didn't sing the line of that song about sticking your finger through the cage so she can see if you've fattened up.

— Jake Currie (@jakecurrie) April 27, 2016

@usatoday2016 @USATODAY @joshhafner I thought kids were off-limits...oh wait...only use when you think it'll benefit you...still wrong

— Kim Chavez (@kim_chavez) April 27, 2016

@keithboykin Oh dear. Other countries can see this.

— tejida (@tejida) April 27, 2016

@keithboykin good grief, I cannot unhear that.

— Richard Hill (@ComicOzzie58) April 27, 2016

@keithboykin perfect ticket! Carly can sing nursery rhymes and Ted can read Green Eggs and ham! Go #cruzfiorina

— Carolyn Raiser (@mcraiser) April 27, 2016

The Wrap.com, a leading entertainment news blog, called Fiorina's musical interlude "one of the most disturbing nursery rhymes since "Rock-a-bye Baby."

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