Rubio Welcomes Schwarzenegger-Crist

Miami, FL – With today’s announcement by Charlie Crist that his record of job loss has won the endorsement of California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, Rubio for Senate spokesman Alex Burgos released the following statement:

“When it comes to inflicting ‘Collateral Damage’ on the economy, Charlie Crist and Arnold are definitely ‘Twins.’ Charlie’s flip-flops have made him a master at telling ‘True Lies.’ We all know the only thing Charlie cares about is the next election. But this year, Florida will take an ‘Eraser’ to ‘The Running Man.’”