Visiting a struggling pitcher on the mound, Baltimore Orioles manager Earl Weaver advised, "If you know how to cheat, start now." Be advised that Googling is cheating as you try to identify:
- The player who compiled at least 400 total bases in five different seasons (no one else did it in four).
- Which three players hit 500 home runs but never struck out 85 times in a season.
- The last player to steal 100 bases in one season.
- The four players to steal a base in four decades.
- Before Madison Bumgarner last year, the only pitcher to win three world championships before age 26.
- The only World Series between teams with fewer than 90 regular season wins.
- The MVP who played the most games (65) as DH.
- Which two of the five players with the highest career batting averages are not in the Hall of Fame.
- The pitcher who started a World Series game one for three teams.
- Which team today has gone the longest without appearing in the postseason.
- The only pitcher to lead the majors in ERA four consecutive years.
- The two post-World War II pitchers to win 20 games in fewer than 30 starts.
- The only pitcher to give up seven or more earned runs in consecutive postseason starts.
- The manager with 20 consecutive winning seasons.
- The manager with the highest winning percentage.
- The player who pitched five shutouts in his first seven starts.
- The only rookie to win a Cy Young award.
- The player who won consecutive batting titles for the 1951 and 1952 Philadelphia A's.
- The first pitcher to win at least 30 games in three consecutive seasons.
- The two pitchers with 373 wins.
- Which pitcher won the most games in a three-year period.
- Who has received the most Hall of Fame votes without being admitted.
- Who over 12 seasons led first basemen in home runs, RBIs, total bases, extra-base hits and OPS.
- In the 500 home run club, whose strikeouts per home run ratio of 1.74 is second to Ted Williams' record of 1.36.
- The only player to hit at least .300, with at least 30 doubles, 30 homers and 100 RBIs in 10 consecutive seasons.
- Which three pitchers won their league's triple crown (wins, strikeouts, ERA) three times.
- The only current major league city never to host a World Series.
- Who played the most games at shortstop and has the highest fielding percentage (minimum 1,000 games).
- The only team to make the playoffs while finishing last in the major leagues in home runs and walks.
- The pitcher with the most consecutive wins.
- Who is fifth, behind Mark McGwire, Babe Ruth, Barry Bonds and Jim Thome, in the best ratio of at bats per home run.
- Who won three of the first four American League batting titles.
- The two hitters with two 20 home run seasons before their 21st birthdays.
- The leader in career games pitched.
- The pitcher with the most strikeouts in a season in the 1980s.
- The three players who hold their franchises' records for singles, doubles, triples and home runs.
- How many times Greg Maddux led the league in strikeouts.
- The pitcher who had 999 walks with three games remaining in his career, and walked no one in those three.
- The highest career batting average for a career that began after World War II.
- The first National Leaguer to hit 500 home runs.
Bonus question: Who, explaining how cold weather can shorten by 25 feet the distance a fly ball travels, said: "If the fence is 338 feet [away] and you hit the ball 338 feet, you'll be 25 feet short."
Answers:
- Lou Gehrig
- Mel Ott, Gary Sheffield, Ted Williams
- Vince Coleman (1987)
- Rickey Henderson, Tim Raines, Omar Vizquel, Ted Williams
- Vida Blue
- 2014
- Don Baylor (1979)
- Joe Jackson and Lefty O'Doul
- Jack Morris (Detroit Tigers, 1984; Minnesota Twins, 1991; Toronto Blue Jays, 1992)
- Toronto Blue Jays
- Clayton Kershaw
- Clayton Kershaw, Pedro Martinez
- Clayton Kershaw
- Joe McCarthy
- Joe McCarthy (61.5)
- Fernando Valenzuela
- Fernando Valenzuela
- Ferris Fain
- Christy Mathewson (1903-05)
- Grover Cleveland Alexander, Christy Mathewson
- Walter Johnson (97, 1912-14)
- Gil Hodges
- Gil Hodges
- Albert Pujols
- Albert Pujols
- Grover Cleveland Alexander, Walter Johnson, Sandy Koufax
- Seattle
- Omar Vizquel
- 2014 Royals
- Carl Hubbell (24 in 1936-37)
- Ralph Kiner (one home run every 14.1 at bats)
- Nap Lajoie
- Tony Conigliaro, Bryce Harper
- Jesse Orosco
- Mike Scott (306 in 1986)
- George Brett, Stan Musial, Robin Yount
- Zero
- Greg Maddux
- Tony Gwynn (.338)
- Mel Ott
Bonus answer: Ralph Kiner, of course.
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