The internet seems convinced that Abraham Lincoln once said: "Two of my favorite things are sitting on my front porch smoking a pipe of sweet hemp and playing my Hohner harmonica."

However, the date often given for that declaration is two years before Hohner started making harmonicas. It seems the quote about Honest Abe isn’t honest.

What is true, however, is that many of our country's esteemed elders are smoking weed, and it's landing them in the emergency room.

The UC San Diego School of Medicine reports that in California from 2005 to 2019, there was a 1,808% increase in the number of cannabis-related trips to the emergency department among people ages 65 and older. In 2005, there were 366; in 2019, there were 12,167.

What accounts for this cannabis-catastrophe?

Older folks don't realize that today's pot isn't the same substance that they smoked in the old days — it's much stronger.

In addition, with age they're more likely affected by the psychoactive elements of pot, and they're more vulnerable when their reaction time is slowed. As a consequence, the ER is seeing physical injuries and falls; psychosis, delirium, and paranoia; interaction with prescription medications; and an acute worsening of cardiovascular and pulmonary conditions.

If you must use cannabis, consider edibles — you get a gentler, smoke-free dose.

But remember, start low and slow (don't gobble them) and lock them up so youngsters don't sample the "candy" and wind up in the ER.

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