Scientists are using a robot explorer at the pyramids in Egypt to photograph secret chambers that humans haven’t seen in 4,500 years. There’s graffiti down there that hasn’t been translated yet. It probably says, “Larry King was here.”
Some of the secret passages are only eight inches wide. Does this prove the existence of ancient Egyptian leprechauns?
I call Rep. Anthony Weiner “Tony” Weiner. That’s not to be confused with Nathan Lane, who is a Tony winner.