If President Donald Trump is looking for a butt-kicking, no-nonsense FBI director, Chuck Norris says he’s ready to serve.
"If someone has to clean it up, and it has to be me, I'll take the job," Norris, 77, told the Salt Lake Tribune during an appearance at a gas station in Provo, Utah.
Norris, a conservative who supported Trump in the 2016 presidential race, made his offer as he promoted "CForce," his new premium artisan water.
And his fans definitely approved of Norris taking over for James Comey, who Trump axed earlier this week.
"We need to get him in to Washington! I think he would clean it up. I think he's the man for the job," one man shouted, according to the newspaper.
Norris, a dyed-in-the-wool Republican, starred in TV’s "Walker: Texas Ranger" and smash movies like "Good Guys Wear Black," "Lone Wolf McQuade" and "Way of the Dragon," in which he famously fought chopsocky legend Bruce Lee.
His new product is being advertised as water that "doesn't flow from the ground; it bursts from an artesian spring with the same unharnessed power and intensity you'd expect from Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick."
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