Bacon-Scented Deodorant: New, For Pork Fans Who 'Sweat Like Pigs'

Now there’s bacon-scented deodorant for those suffering from six degrees of perspiration.

Seattle’s KIRO-TV reports that J&D’s Foods, a local company founded in 2007 under the premise that “Everything should taste like bacon,” now includes a product for your armpits.

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J&D’s website claims their sizzle stick promises a day’s worth of meaty freshness for your underarms and private areas.

“Designed specifically for people with active lifestyles, Power Bacon provides 24 hours of Bacon Scent,” the site boasts. It also says it's for people who "sweat like pigs."

But the company recommends not wearing it into the wilderness without a firearm.

You can bring home Power Bacon just in time for the holidays. The deodorant stick sells for $9.99 and is available through the company’s website.

People on Twitter seemed to draw the line on bacon-scented deodorant being necessary.

At least the dog will want to play with you. "Company launches bacon scented deodorant"

— Daniel Markham (@danielbmarkham) November 8, 2013

How to stay single forever: wear this new bacon-scented deodorant. http://t.co/ns2MbV6v2x via @timenewsfeed

— Anita Hamilton (@anitafhamilton) November 7, 2013

I love bacon as much as anybody, but I think Bacon scented deodorant is pushing it. http://t.co/WJwYWFbCfR

— Chelsea Chris (@chriskuss) November 7, 2013

Ok I think we're going a tad overboard now RT @Rare: Bacon deodorant is now a thing, thank you America http://t.co/2qOSd5ciWH

— Vic Vega (@JayCaruso) November 7, 2013

I just got a press release for bacon scented deodorant. "For when you sweat like a pig!" Um. Gross. Just, gross.

— MichelleBoudin (@MichelleBoudin) November 7, 2013

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