An intern opened up an envelope containing white powder, but it turned out to be harmless. It was a shame, because I think we have too many interns.
The anthrax scare makes me long for the good old days, when the only thing we had to worry about was the Bubonic Plague.
Prince Charles adopted a puppy. He has floppy ears and a big snout — and I don’t know what the puppy is like.