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Tuesday May 13 2014

The Tonight Show Starring with Conan

Kim Kardashian's daughter has said her first word, "Da-da." Reportedly she's also been calling Bruce Jenner grandma.

IKEA announced it's going to turn its first store into a museum. It's going to be called the "Metropolitan museum of things that break after two years."

Carrie Fisher has reportedly lost 40 pounds for the upcoming "Star Wars" movie. And Chewbacca got a full Brazilian wax.



The Tonight Show Starring with Letterman

According to a new survey, Europeans drink more than anyone else in the world. When I heard that I said to myself: Can't we do anything anymore?

Some studies conclude that eating dark chocolate and drinking red wine will prolong your life. Well, it turns out that's not true. The new study was conducted by the New Haven Institute of Buzz Kill.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are getting married. I try to go to all of her weddings.

What Kim Kardashian can do is use the flowers from the last wedding. They should still be fresh.



The Tonight Show Starring with Jimmy Fallon

TMZ released a surveillance video of Beyoncé’s sister, Solange, hitting and kicking her husband Jay-Z in an elevator. It's embarrassing for Beyoncé, but it's the best-case scenario for when someone tells you, "Hey, a video just leaked online of your husband and your sister going at it."

Russia is threatening to punish Moldova after a Russian politician’s plane was briefly held while traveling in the country over the weekend. You can tell they’re pretty serious because this morning Putin sent Solange over there.

During his trip to the White House yesterday, Uruguay’s president said that more Americans should be bilingual. Then Joe Biden said, "Thanks, but I'm happily married."



The Tonight Show Starring with Seth Meyers

New research suggests that people who are more ambitious will live longer. While people who are less ambitious will live longer with their parents.

A new study claims that 1 in 10 Americans no longer carry cash. They’re called English majors.


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