Friday Jan 25 2013
Late Night Jokes Delivered to your Mailbox Daily!
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Most of the East Coast is experiencing freezing temperatures. It is so cold, Lance Armstrong put his blood in the microwave instead of the refrigerator.
It is so cold, the Lakers could see their own last breath.
According to a new study, as much as 81 percent of people lie on online dating websites. Researchers said they were surprised by how many people actually hate long walks on the beach at sunset.
A man named Peter Robbins, a 56-year-old guy, was the voice of Charlie Brown in the TV specials. He was arrested for stalking. Apparently, Charlie Brown did not have the money to post bail. You know why? He's working for peanuts.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Tomorrow is our 10-year anniversary. To commemorate that, the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce gave me a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. They say you haven't made it in Hollywood until your name is permanently displayed where homeless people go to the bathroom.
Tonight Nicki Minaj is here, or else I saw a rainbow in the green room. I am not totally sure.
Interesting fact about Nicki Minaj. She washes her hair in Skittles.
New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is getting big-time financial support for his re-election campaign, a fundraiser hosted by Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg. That means the creator of the world's largest social network is raising money for the world's largest governor.
Why does Mark Zuckerberg need to raise a fundraiser worth $12 billion. Write a check and be done with the whole thing.