Friday Jul 27 2012
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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
The queen of England jumped out of a helicopter and parachuted into the stadium. What was even more amazing was when Prince Charles flew in using his ears as a hang glider.
For the next two weeks, the Olympics will be on every night here on NBC. That's the longest any show has lasted on this network.
The first Olympic Games were held in 776 BC. Do you know who lit the flame? Betty White.
Vice President Joe Biden said today that he had to ask his wife Jill to marry him five times before she said yes. Five times! Joe, that's not a proposal, that's harassment.
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
Mitt Romney is getting a lot of attention for a series of gaffes he's made while he's in London. And in response, Romney said that he has nothing but respect for the people of England, especially their monarch, Queen Latifah.
The favorite to win the Olympic gold medal in archery is a legally blind athlete from South Korea, mainly because everyone else is too scared to compete next to him.
Officials at the London Olympics will be conducting 5,000 tests for steroids. Or as Lance Armstrong calls that, “a Monday.”
Next week, President Obama will celebrate his 51st birthday. Obama already got one really nice gift: Mitt Romney’s trip to London.