Meteorologists are now saying Hurricane Bill has been downgraded to a tropical depression. They say Bill officially hit the depression stage after a surprise run-in with Hurricane Hillary.
Former President Clinton recently had to clear out of his office for a few days because it’s infested with bed bugs. Experts are calling it “The 500th reason President Clinton shouldn’t be allowed to have a bed in his office.”
Fox News host Glenn Beck has lost over 30 sponsors since he called President Obama a racist, including the company that makes Clorox bleach. That’s amazing — even a company whose sole purpose is to make things whiter thinks Glenn Beck has gone too far.
Cash for Clunkers ended today, but they’re coming out with a new Cash for Clunkers program that will give consumers a rebate when they trade-in old home appliances. This is great news for anyone who owns a Buick toaster oven.
Very hot out today. Here’s how hot it is in New York City: The “fire-Dave” Rally was clothing optional.
It was so hot in Washington, D.C., they moved Abe Lincoln out and put him in the Reflecting Pool.
Mexico has now legalized drug possession. I’m sure glad the Taco Bell dog didn’t live long enough to see this.
Barack Obama and his family are taking a vacation on Martha’s Vineyard. One awkward moment: Obama was out on the beach and he ran into John McCain looking for coins with a metal detector.