Thursday Jan 26 2012
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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
President Obama spent last night in Las Vegas. This morning he woke up on his hotel room floor trying to figure out what to do about a tiger, baby and 9 percent unemployment.
According to new polls that just came out, Mitt Romney does very well with Republican voters who make more than $200,000. Or as Romney calls them, “trailer trash.”
A Florida man was recently arrested for taking up-skirt shots at Wal-Mart. It will come to trial as soon as they can find 12 jurors willing to look at up-skirt shots of Wal-Mart shoppers.
Late Show with David Letterman
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Our show is 9 years old. If it lived in China, it would be making iPhones already.
Nine years is like 40 Kim Kardashian marriages.
There was another Republican debate in Florida tonight. What is left to know about these candidates? Is someone going to confess to a murder?
Fortunately, tonight's debate was the last one we're going to see. The candidates are going to take a break, spending more time attacking the morals of their families.
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon