Wednesday Jan 25 2012
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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi says she has dirt on Newt Gingrich, but so far she's keeping her lips sealed — because that's how the last surgeon left them.
Olive Garden announced they're undergoing a makeover to try to increase business. They're so desperate they're even considering serving Italian food.
A new website just came out that’s designed to calculate how long it takes Mitt Romney to earn your salary. So from now on, whenever Mitt Romney is running late, he can call there and say, “I'll be there in five teachers.”
What's interesting is in the time it took you to think about that joke, Mitt Romney made $65 million.
Late Show with David Letterman
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
President Obama gave his annual State of the Union address last night in Washington, D.C. Did the Supreme Court justices really need to wear their robes to that?
There's a new episode of "American Idol" on tonight. Tonight's auditions were held in aspen. Where else better to find talent than a snowbound town that's 400 miles by icy road to the nearest city?
Facebook users probably know, in September, the site unveiled the Facebook profile page, which they call "timeline." Or more fittingly, "waste of timeline."
It's revolutionary because it allows your friends and co-workers to see drunken photographs of you, not just from last night, but from any point in your existence.
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon