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Tuesday Jan 24 2012

The Tonight Show Starring with Leno

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The Tonight Show Starring with Conan

Mitt Romney released his tax records and they showed that he earned$42 million over the last two years. So now the other candidates aren't running for president. They're running to be Mitt Romney.

Google Plus has introduced a new policy that allows nicknames. Unfortunately, it's a nickname they give you based on your search history.

Here in California, some Starbucks stores have begun selling beer and wine. When asked why, a spokesperson for Starbucks said, “Because sober people don't buy Michael Buble CDs.”



The Tonight Show Starring with Letterman

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The Tonight Show Starring with Ferguson

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The Tonight Show Starring with Kimmel

Nick Nolte was nominated for Best Supporting Actor. It's his first major nomination since 2002, when he was nominated for Most Maniacal Mug Shot.

President Obama gave his annual State of the Union address. And the State of the Union for 2012 is Kentucky. Congratulations.

There's a State of the Union drinking game. Let me just say this, if you really are playing the State of the Union drinking game, you're probably an alcoholic.

Obama focused on four areas he believes are the keys to restoring economic security. Energy, manufacturing, education, and TV shows about cupcakes, which we love.



The Tonight Show Starring with Jimmy Fallon

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