Monday Jan 02 2012
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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Late Show with David Letterman
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
This year, Geoff and I made a resolution to make this show less filthy and more intellectual.
If I make a resolution, I'm not going to do it. I don't like anyone telling me what to do. Even if it's me telling me what to do. So I end up breaking resolutions because I like to rebel against myself.
The presidential election means all of us late night guys are going to have to go after the candidates when they screw up. I'll do my bit. But I've got to say, my heart is not really in it. It's just no fun without Herman Cain.
Some people think the world is ending in 2012. These people are called idiots.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon