Tuesday Nov 15 2011
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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Late Show with David Letterman
We have to hurry up tonight because Mayor Bloomberg is threatening now to clear the theater.
They had a midnight raid and they cleaned out Zucotti Park where the Occupy Wall Streeters were camped out for about two months. So if you're keeping score, here's what the score is now: Eighty down in Zucotti Park; Wall Street executives arrested: Zero.
One by one the Republican candidate potentials have been shooting themselves in the foot making huge, horrible gaffes and they just look silly. It's gotten so bad that President Obama is now worried he may actually be re-elected.
Newt Gingrich is so confident about his chances that he's already working on his concession speech.
Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Thoughts That Went Through Herman Cain's Mind During The 'Libya' Moment
"Libya? I remember Lydia, but I don't remember a Libya"
"I told them politics was off limits"
"Maybe if I hold perfectly still, everybody will think their DVRs are on pause"
"Why the heck am I in Milwaukee?"
"What would Rick Dees do?"
"I'm gonna be on YouTube!"
"I should have called Bob Costas"
"These things are a lot funnier when it happens to Rick Perry"
"Well, it's been fun, see you in 2016!"
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon