Thursday Oct 20 2011
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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi is dead. Even more shocking: He was killed by an escaped tiger from Ohio.
Between Osama bin Laden and Moammar Gadhafi, I'm starting to think that President Obama isn't going to be remembered for healthcare.
ABC news reports that Moammar Gadhafi had a crush on Condoleezza Rice and even dedicated a photo album exclusively to her. Rice told him she was flattered but she's trying to work things out with Kim Jong Il.
There was a truck filled with President Obama's teleprompters and it went missing. Meanwhile Joe Biden’s teleprompter shot itself.
Late Show with David Letterman
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Not a great day for dictator Moammar Gadhafi. A spokesperson for the Libyan rebels said Gadhafi will be replaced soon by Ashton Kutcher.
It’s Spirit Day, a day against bullying of all types. There are all kinds of bullies: Evil dictators, schoolyard bullies, Internet bullies, wooly bullies . . .
Vikings were some of the first people to domesticate dogs. This is true. They used dogs as napkins.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon