Tuesday Oct 18 2011
Late Night Jokes Delivered to your Mailbox Daily!
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Yesterday, President Obama’s teleprompter was stolen. Police are on the lookout for a thief that's eloquent and spreading a message of hope.
Herman Cain is out there, he says a lot of provocative things. He said America should build its own Great Wall of China. Cain says it's a great idea because if there's one thing you don't see in China, it's Mexicans.
The Ford company is installing a new feature in their cars which reads text messages out loud to the driver. Isn't that cool? Yeah, this amazing new feature is called a “passenger.”
In Michigan, a man was too drunk to drive, so he had his 9-year-old daughter drive their van for him. Yeah. As he was being arrested, he told the girl, “I'm going to need a lawyer. Go get your little brother.”
Late Show with David Letterman
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
Las Vegas is a weird place for politics. Why would something known for sleazebags, prostitutes, and gambling want to be associated with Las Vegas?
It was on this day in 1867 that the United States bought Alaska from the Russians. And about six months from now, we’ll probably be selling it to China.
One town in Alaska is called Deadhorse. Another one is called — and I'm not making this up — Manley hot springs. Which is also the name of a club here in West Hollywood.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon