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Thursday Aug 18 2011

The Tonight Show Starring with Conan

The price of gold is at a record high. It’s so high that an angry mob looted Mr. T.

The CEO of Starbucks said that President Obama shouldn’t be vacationing during a crisis, and that he should be getting Americans back to work — so they can afford a $9 cup of coffee.

The White House is pointing out that all presidents take vacation. Teddy Roosevelt took trips to Long Island, Harry Truman would go to Key West, and George Bush would go to Legoland.

A brawl broke out during a Joe Biden speech in China. Apparently, someone was blocking the exit.



The Tonight Show Starring with Letterman

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The Tonight Show Starring with Jimmy Fallon

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