President Obama will begin a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are confusion, delusion, and desperation.
The Republicans had their big debate in Iowa. You know who the winner was? Anyone that didn’t watch.
It’s the 76th anniversary of social security. I mention it because there’s no guarantee that there will be a 77th.
A new survey revealed that being an IT guy is the most hated job in the country. Or as President Obama put it, “Wanna bet?”
A new study found that 20 percent of Internet time is spent on social networking sites. While the other 80 percent is spent hiding a Facebook window behind Excel.
A school in New Zealand discovered that a model skeleton for an anatomy class was actually a real human skeleton. Yeah, they made the realization when they noticed they hadn’t seen their anatomy teacher in about eight months.
The federal government has a new plan that will let people send texts to 911. Yeah, it’s a little frustrating when you try to text “Burglar! Please hurry!,” and it auto-corrects to “Burger, please. Hungry.”