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Tuesday Jul 05 2011

The Tonight Show Starring with Leno

Sarah Palin spoke out about Independence Day, saying that if the British had won the war, we’d all be speaking English today.

It was so hot in California today that Arnold Schwarzenegger’s clothes were out on the lawn setting themselves on fire.

Casey Anthony was found not guilty. This means that President Obama’s economic team is only the second-most clueless group in America.

I think the jury from the O.J. Simpson trial retired and moved to Florida.



The Tonight Show Starring with Conan

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The Tonight Show Starring with Letterman

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The Tonight Show Starring with Ferguson

According to a new study, our email is not as safe as we thought. How do they know this? They’ve been reading my email.

I’ve never understood why they call junk mail “spam,” because spam is delicious and junk mail is annoying. But you can still find both under my couch.

I’m hooked on email. That’s right, kids, I’m one of you.

Here in California, we passed a law against texting while driving. But there’s no law preventing you from writing a letter while driving.



The Tonight Show Starring with Kimmel

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The Tonight Show Starring with Jimmy Fallon

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