Tuesday Jun 28 2011
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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Experts say New York’s new gay marriage bill could bring $210 million into the state’s economy. Even more surprising: All of that would be from one crazy bachelor party.
Anthony Weiner is reportedly involved in choosing his successor. The first question he asked his potential replacements is, “What’s the difference between ‘reply’ and ‘reply all?’”
A senior al-Qaida leader was arrested in Afghanistan and he was disguised as a woman. Police became suspicious after he was seen stoning himself.
Late Show with David Letterman
During tourist season in New York City, the limit is that you can only kill two tourists.
Chris Wallace at Fox News asked Michele Bachmann if she is a flake. I think that’s an insult to the fine folks at Kellogg’s.
Rod Blagojevich was charged with corruption — and unlawful imprisonment of a badger. Have you seen his hair?
Blagojevich said he was stunned by the verdict. Apparently, he wasn’t paying attention during the trial.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Michele Bachmann is kind of like Sarah Palin but without the charisma — or marksmanship.
Bachmann didn’t know John Wayne Gacy was from her hometown of Waterloo, Iowa. The town is about the size of the Wayans family.
The next-most famous person from that town is the guy that grew the biggest pumpkin at the town fair.
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon