Friday Apr 15 2011
Late Night Jokes Delivered to your Mailbox Daily!
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
There’s a new iPhone app that will do your taxes for you. At this point, I don’t trust my iPhone to make a phone call.
Federal agents uncovered yet another sleeper cell. Not terrorists — air traffic controllers.
An air traffic controller in Reno allegedly fell asleep while a medical flight carrying an ill passenger was trying to land. Ironically, the patient was suffering from insomnia. What are the odds?
Pakistan says they are slowing down their hunt for bin Laden. Slowing it down? What is it, 10 years now? Could you go any slower?
Late Show with David Letterman
Moammar Gadhafi is constantly surrounded by barbed wire and his inner circle refers to him as “papa.” Some news stories just hit too close to home.
You can now buy bacon-scented cologne. I found 50 jokes on this topic, and they all ended with “Kirstie Alley.”
Archaeologists believe they have found the remains of the first gay caveman. They found him in the 2nd row at a Bette Midler concert.
Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Starbucks Drinks Or Medical Conditions
Doppio Macchiato Ristretto
Vivanno Smoothies/Vitreous Floaters (tie)
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
A new study shows that one in three Americans lives near a nuclear power plant. And the other two live near a Kardashian.
I hate talking about music festivals because it makes me feel old. Being old also makes me feel old.
You know you’re getting old when you find the compilation albums at Starbucks a little too edgy for you.
Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon