The Dalai Lama is stepping down as the political leader of Tibet. Apparently, he heard there was an opening at “Two and a Half Men.”
According to Forbes, the richest man in the world is from Mexico. It turns out he’s Oprah’s gardener.
Lady Gaga says she used to live in an apartment that was infested with cockroaches. That’s what happens when you have a closet full of meat dresses.
Forbes came out with its list of the world’s richest people. No, I’m not on it.
Bill Gates is no longer the richest person. He would still be No. 1 if he hadn’t wasted all that money on charity.
Carlos Slim is the world’s richest man. It’s an ironic name because he’s actually not so slim at all.