Charlie Sheen was spotted on a roof wielding a machete and drinking red liquid labeled “tiger blood.” I would love to see this guy’s to-do list.
Charlie posted online that he’s looking for an intern. It’s the first internship that if you do it correctly, you actually lose college credits.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has been offered a role in a sequel to “Terminator.” In this one, he travels back in time and kills the person that suggested he run for governor.
Residents of Los Angeles are voting on a measure that would allow the city to tax any product sold at a medical marijuana dispensary. If the measure passes, Los Angeles could be financially solvent in 45 minutes.
President Obama attended a parent-teacher conference. Apparently, Biden is being held back a grade.
In some countries, Women’s Day is a national holiday. By contrast, Women’s Day in America coincides with Marti Gras.
If you’re celebrating Marti Gras by watching this show, what the heck is wrong with you?
In New Orleans, the streets are awash with necklaces. If only Lindsay Lohan could have waited.