The Discovery space shuttle crew received a call from President Obama, who said, “You won’t believe what’s going on with Charlie Sheen.”
Warner Brothers fired Charlie Sheen from “Two and a Half Men.” That’s fine, but they better have a pretty good reason.
Now that Charlie is gone, the show will be known as “The Other Guy and the Kid.”
Charlie is planning a humanitarian trip to Haiti. He says he wants to show them what a real disaster looks like.
In the new movie “Rango,” a chameleon beats the bad guys by using the element of surprise. It’s the same way I used to approach dating.
Chameleons aren’t the only animals that change their skin color. So does a fish, an octopus, and Snooki.
Jim Morrison from The Doors used to call himself “the lizard king.” But the real lizard king is Larry King.