President Obama has a tough decision to make this week. Which turkey does he pardon — the thanksgiving one or Charlie Rangel?
Happy birthday to Vice President Joe Biden. President Obama got him a gag gift. Not a funny gift, an actual gag.
All of those 33 Chilean miners are visiting Los Angeles. They've gone from one hellhole to another.
In fact, 18 of them had to be hospitalized. They couldn’t breathe the air in L.A.
On this day in 1863, President Abraham Lincoln delivered the Gettysburg Address. Following the address, the rebuttal was given by John McCain.
Lincoln’s speech that day was so successful that TBS offered him the 10:00 p.m. slot.
Vice President Joe Biden turned 68 years old. President Obama was so excited. He asked Biden to attend the party for him.
Also, Larry King just turned 77. He celebrated quietly with a few close wives.
"When can we leave?"
"You got him suspenders? I got him suspenders!"
"Hey, a piñata full of Lipitor"
"Someone tell Wolf Blitzer to put on a shirt"
"Clear!"
"No, Larry, Nixon is not here"
Larry couldn't join us, so we're celebrating with special guest host Ryan Seacrest!"
"Larry thinks everyone at the party is Paul Anka"
"Do the candles represent his age or his marriages? Hayo!"
"Larry keeps shouting, 'Lowell, Massachusetts, you're on the air'"
Police in San Diego are looking for a 78-year-old bank robber. How are you looking for someone and you know his exact age?
Police have nicknamed the robber the “Geezer Bandit.” They described him as “armed and flatulent.”
Victims of the Geezer Bandit’s last robbery say he threatened to tell them stories of his grandkids.
Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving rehab to go out to dinner. You could tell Lindsay’s been in rehab for a while because as soon as she sat down, she asked to hug the wine list.
President Obama said that GM’s comeback will become “a success story” of the recession. GM said it wants to thank those who made its recovery possible: Toyota’s brakes, Toyota’s steering, and Toyota’s accelerators.
In Portugal, Obama pointed out that his dog, Bo, is a Portuguese Water Dog. That’s a good way to make friends — “Hey, you know who’s just like you people? My dog.”
A group of economists unveiled a new plan to reduce the deficit by $6 trillion in the next 10 years. The first step of the plan is to look at all our spending over the past five years, determine what’s unnecessary . . . and then ask China for $6 trillion.