Although many of her Republican colleagues were elected to the House, Christine O’Donnell ended up underneath it, with her feet curled up.

The Democrats lost the House. Big deal, a lot of Americans lost their houses. Why shouldn’t they?

After the Giants won the World Series, they had a riot in San Francisco, overturning Priuses and lighting clean-burning bonfires.

Charlie Sheen filed for divorce from his wife. I guess he finally had enough of her shenanigans.