Apparently the Octomom still has 29 frozen embryos, which is almost enough to give one to each Chilean miner.
I think it’s time for President Obama to build a border fence around the Octomom’s uterus.
Hopefully Brett Favre won’t be suspended. It would break his streak of retirements.
Christine O’Donnell revealed in a debate that she didn’t know the separation of church and state is in the Constitution. I guess they don’t teach that at Hogwarts.