New York City has a problem with bedbugs. When I check into a hotel here, I always wear a flea collar.
Miss Mexico is the new Miss Universe, and today begins a grueling year of waving.
President Obama is on vacation. This is his sixth vacation. He’ll have plenty of time for vacation when his one term is up.
Osama bin Laden’s personal chef was arrested. His famous dish is Linguini al-Qaida.