Monday Aug 23 2010
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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
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Late Show with David Letterman
There was a big controversy in the Miss Universe contest. Miss Iran was disqualified for enriching uranium.
The Miss Universe contestants are judged by poise, beauty, and how well they can walk in high heels. It’s the same way Republicans pick vice presidential candidates.
This trial wasn’t looking good for Rod Blagojevich, especially when that thing on his head testified against him.
President Obama could not wait to get on vacation. As soon as the plane landed, he grabbed a couple beers and slid down the emergency slide.
Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Signs New York City Has A Bedbug Problem
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Instead of rude and irritable, New Yorkers are now rude, irritable, and itchy.
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Sleepy’s is holding first annual “infested mattress sale”
8
Fire hydrants modified to dispense anti-itch cream
7
Business as usual (Hello Deli only)
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Creepy guy on the subway refuses to grope you until you’ve been deloused
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Bedbugs getting into turf wars with cockroach gangs
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Proposed ground zero mosque being converted to a ground zero Terminix
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No No. 3 — writer’s office crawling with bed bugs
2
Rex Ryan says he has F-ing bedbugs in his F-ing pants
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Twice this week, Mayor Bloomberg has been mistaken for a bedbug
The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
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Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
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