The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

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Late Show with David Letterman

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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

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Jimmy Kimmel Live!

President Obama was in Hollywood for a star-studded fundraiser. They raised a million dollars and converted him to Scientology.

The president’s security left traffic in Los Angeles paralyzed. It took some people two hours to get home from work, when it usually only takes 96 minutes.

I don’t understand why the president has to drive. He could just flap his ears and fly anywhere.

Rod Blagojevich was convicted of only one of 24 counts against him: Transporting illegally silky hair across state lines.

 

Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

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