Charlie Rangel has reportedly struck a deal with the ethics panel. You know what that means. It’s time to start investigating the ethics panel.
New York City has declared war on bed bugs. Apparently, it’s a huge problem there. I guess the reason New York City is infested with bed bugs is that most of the bugs don’t want to live in New Jersey.
Brewers in Austria have created a cheese-infused beer. Didn’t that used to be called “vomit?”
Lindsay Lohan will be released this weekend. I guess they had to make room for Snooki from “Jersey Shore.”
Continental Airlines is testing a new self-boarding program that lets passengers swipe their boarding passes at the gate. It’s all part of Continental’s plan to fix the one thing that’s not a problem at the airport.
Towns in New Jersey have started using a device to give people advanced warning of lightning. It’s called “thunder.”
A teenager in Nebraska was arrested last week for stealing an ice cream truck. He said he didn’t do it for the ice cream, he just really likes that song.
A woman in Colorado gave birth in the bathroom of a Starbucks. The baby was huge — I’m sorry, venti.