Whenever I go to Italy, I always have one thought, which is, “Why didn’t I bring pants?”
It’s a great day in Italy, because today is Italian Republic Day. Italians were running through the streets waving their arms — and then they remembered it’s a holiday.
I love Italian food. Or as it’s known in Italy, “food.”
Roman culture is still with us today. We use Roman numerals, we light Roman candles, we . . . hide our daughters from Roman Polanski.