One good thing came out of this volcano in Iceland. Economists say consumers can expect a huge drop in the price of lava lamps.
President Obama gave a speech in New York about his plans to reform the rules for Wall St. A lot of Wall St. executives were shaking in their boots when the president showed up. The bad news is, they were $800 Italian leather boots that were bought with our bailout money.
Spirit Airlines announced it’s going to install non-reclining seats in their airplanes. They came up with this last month after they saw a passenger that looked comfortable.
These are the same people that are charging $45 for a carry-on bag. Maybe Spirit Airlines should change their name to “Mean-Spirited Airlines.”
The volcanic ash cloud from Iceland is making its way to the U.S. and actually improving the air quality in New York City. I’ve been coughing up lava all day.
Justice John Paul Stevens is retiring. Don’t worry, he’s getting his own show on TBS.
Al Pacino is starring in a TV movie, where he plays Dr. Jack Kevorkian. Did they not even look at my audition tape?
Dr. Kevorkian was a killing machine. He pulled more plugs than Jay Leno.