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Friday Nov 27 2009

The Tonight Show Starring with Leno

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The Tonight Show Starring with Conan

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The Tonight Show Starring with Letterman

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The Tonight Show Starring with Ferguson

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The Tonight Show Starring with Kimmel

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The Tonight Show Starring with Jimmy Fallon

There were new balloons in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. There was a Pillsbury Dough Boy balloon and a Ronald McDonald balloon. The Pillsbury Dough Boy balloon was big enough to hold 3 million crescent rolls, and the Ronald McDonald balloon can hold over seven McDonald’s customers.

There was a Pillsbury Dough Boy balloon and a McDonald’s balloon. My favorite was the one that followed them: the diabetes balloon.

Botox has announced that Botox can be used to tighten up breasts. The only problem is, your breasts always looked surprised.


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