According to doctors, marijuana use among the elderly is at an all-time high. Apparently, senior citizens are moving very slowly, making crazy statements, and going out to dinner very early.
The new credit card regulations start today, which is good news if you’re in credit card debt, like me.
Americans owe $874 billion to credit card companies. To be fair, most of that is
Mel Gibson’s bar tab.
Happy birthday, George Washington. This is the day he spent getting birthday cake out of his wooden teeth.