You’re watching CBS, home of the 1998 Winter Olympics.
Dick Cheney loves snowboarding. He thinks it’s waterboarding, but colder.
Mayor Bloomberg is building a seven-story aquarium in Times Square. It’s all part of his plan to turn New York City into San Diego.
Dick Cheney and Joe Biden are having a feud. It’s because Biden removed Cheney’s dungeon at the White House.
The Tiger Woods press conference was earlier today, and I was riveted by that.
I think the most interesting part was when he apologized to the “mistress in your region.”
This weekend was the birthday of Copernicus. He was quite a ladies’ man, known as the Tiger Woods of his day.
As a kid, I joined the astronomy club at school, because the “drinking behind the shed” club was full.
I’m kind of embarrassed to say that I set my alarm last night to be up in time for Tiger Woods’ apology. It was covered on every channel except for Food Network.
Tiger spoke for 14 minutes, which is double the amount of time he has spoken in his professional career.
Tiger was adamant that his wife Elin never hit him with a golf club. I guess his Escalade fell down the stairs.