Today is President’s Day, a three day weekend for most people. Remember President George Bush? Everyday was a three day weekend for him.
Yesterday there was a big feud between Dick Cheney and Joe Biden. Cheney is upset with Biden because when Biden moved into the White House, he closed up Cheney’s dungeon.
I’m not sure about this. Do you really want to get into a feud with a guy that shoots people?
Today is President’s Day, a day that we celebrate America’s presidential history by enjoying a great deal on mattresses.
Scientists are saying that being bored can actually be bad for your health. You should probably change the channel.
I have mixed feelings about the Winter Olympics. I have a hard time taking an athlete seriously when he’s dressed like Lady Gaga.
Sometimes it feels like the judges randomly pick a score. I’m like, “Are you high?” Of course, you can’t judge anything if you’re high — unless you’re Paula Abdul.