Central bankers have done us a profound favor by overplaying their hand time and again. The catalog of false statements and expectations is long and getting longer.

The European Central Bank assured us that this stimulus program was different and that the long-term refinancing operations to support the regions banks, massive as they were, didn’t work because they weren’t quantitative easing.

Seeing it described then in countless articles and interviews as something like magic, the speed with which it has unraveled leaves little doubt.

It is comical to see what a fuss was made a year ago when the ECB did nothing more than switch the method. To some economists, there might be a practical distinction between the LTROs and the technically named PSPP, but in the end those don’t matter because the true purpose isn’t now nor has it ever been about how any central bank will interfere, rather the intent is whether that interference further transmits into productive economic catalysts.

Who really cares that Portugal’s borrowing costs are record lows if youth unemployment in Portugal is still 30 percent and general economic prospects aren’t any different than they were four or five years ago?

The byproducts of both the LTRO’s and QE has been inert, useless bank reserves whose only real effects have been to completely obliterate the function of “money” markets. The real economy remains undisturbed, unimpressed and still hugely underperforming.

To review the commentary about QE last year in light of today’s events is still, however, enlightening. On March 5, 2015, for example, Mario Draghi claimed that QE had worked even though he had to yet purchase a single bond under its gaping auspices, as the Financial Times reported:

“Expected long-term eurozone inflation rates priced into markets hit the highest in almost three months as Mario Draghi announced that the European Central Bank’s quantitative easing programme would start on Monday.

The surge in inflation expectations, although largely the result of a rebound in oil prices, was cited by Mr. Draghi on Thursday as evidence that ECB action was already working.”

Almost two months later, with oil prices importantly still playing along, The Wall Street Journal suggested only more of the same.

The European Central Bank appears to be winning its battle to persuade households and consumers that inflation will pick up over coming months and years.

The ECB last month ushered in a new era by launching an aggressive bond-buying program known as quantitative easing that will flood the eurozone with more than €1 trillion in newly created money.

As I have to point out time and again, the flooding wasn’t money that ended up in the real economy. It didn’t find its way into any part of the Eurozone other than useless bank reserves. Since bank reserves require an extra, bank-driven step in order to convert them to something actually useful, the most charitable description of what the ECB has done under QE is that it increased the ledger entries of accounts that are still counted among the traditional measurements of money supply. In some limited circumstances, that might lead a minute portion of the European financial system to react as if that were actually an important distinction.

Embarrassing Analysis

The size of that sliver is undoubtedly far smaller today than when Draghi was taking credit for what he hadn’t yet done. The ECB on Thursday released its quarterly modeled updates for economic accounts including its measure of inflation -- and it was a total embarrassment.

QE didn’t have any effect whatsoever in 2015. Moreover, the agency that projects monetarism to its very core to not have any result in 2016, either. We have to assume that these updated projections include the current, reshaped monetary policy interventions, so what does that say about the whole mess?

Just three months ago, at the December update, the ECB was figuring 1 percent inflation, as measured by the harmonized idex of consumer prices, for the Eurozone in 2016 – and that was quite a negative reflection upon QE itself.

Dropping all the way to near zero in the very next estimate starts is this week’s attempt at “wow.”

In other words, this is more than just petroleum, as the last HICP update for February indicated. The ECB is absolutely afraid that “transitory” was not just wrong it was replaced by a sinking inflation anchor (“second order” inflation effects), the worst of the worst to an orthodox central banker.

“Core inflation” was just 0.7 percent in February, meaning outside of volatile oil and food prices there isn’t even the hint of QE and all that came before it (which was, contra media reports, very substantial).

ECB Is Desperate

The ECB panicked.

QE failed to ignite inflation – and the data suggest the real economy is in much, much worse shape than thought just a few months ago.

The timing is not coincidental, as again there was a palpable global change starting around mid-year last year, cemented by the events of August and now January. It’s bad enough in policy terms (in reality, the ECB’s ineptness is the bright side in the real economy as should be apparent by what the Bank of Japan did to the Japanese people) to see any calendar year at about zero “inflation” as 2015, but to suggest and model that to repeat for a second? Disaster.

It only confirms what we have suspected all along. There is and has been no recovery no matter how much “flooding” of whatever format, just the intermittent flirtation with positive numbers interspersed between slowdowns, rough patches and even re-recession. Stimulus is just a word.