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A Straight al-Qaida Ticket

Monday, 11 September 2006 12:00 AM

Searching for a definitive reason to vote for one political party over the other come Nov. 7? Look no further. This is a real lulu.

Here it is, straight from the liver lips of Osama bin Laden, appearing almost nightly on Al-Jazeera Television from a cave nearer than you might think:

Bin Laden states that al-Qaida is conducting "a media campaign ... to create a wedge between the American people and their government," with the avowed aim of "creating pressure from the American people on the American government to stop their campaign" against terror.

That government bin Laden is talking about is the George W. Bush administration that al-Qaida wants so desperately to bring down.

Bin Laden's word-for-word directives are contained in captured al-Qaida documents, now declassified and brought to you courtesy of the president, who certainly knows by now when somebody is out to do him – and the country he serves – no damn good.

In Arabic or English, or Icelandic for that matter, this al-Qaida master plan is what's known throughout the electronic world as a political campaign strategy. For those interested in the full text of the president's speech revealing those al-Qaida documents, see: http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2006/09/20060905-4.html.

Who'd have thought poor ol' Osama, who's probably never been within a dromedary ride of a polling booth, would be this savvy about electioneering in a free country? Someone, either here or over there, has to have been coaching him, someone who recognizes a patsy when he sees the American left with its cat's-paw news media.

Does the spin bin Laden is dictating to his fellow terrorists have a familiar ring? Do you have that sick-in-the-stomach feeling you've heard this song before?

Of course you've heard it. This is the identical strategy one of the major American political parties has been following unswervingly since Sept. 11, 2001.

No fair peeking. Think hard, really hard.

You'd imagine that crowd would be at least a tad embarrassed to get exposed by the president of the United States with their political pants drooping down around their ankles. But, no. They have no shame.

They rush in like fools, whining that the sandal fits and sputtering protests of the guilty, thereby establishing credit for doing what bin Laden is bidding. Then they persist in repeating and repeating this same cuckoo mistake, all the while anticipating an opposite effect.

So, the political party in question is ... nudge ... nudge ... is ... . By W., you've got it!

Now go do your duty on Nov. 7. Uncle Osama is watching.

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