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Tuesday Mar 27 2018

The Tonight Show Starring with Conan

The 2020 census is asking a new question that many say is invasive and inappropriate. The question is: "Are you Gryffindor or Hufflepuff?”

A new report says that President Trump has been hiring people for his administration based on how they perform on television. So congratulations to our new Secretary of Housing and Urban development, Mr. Andy Richter!



The Tonight Show Starring with Stephen Colbert

Donald Trump loves to trash talk people, but, strangely, he has never said one bad thing about Vladimir Putin. In fact, last week, Trump called Putin to congratulate him on winning a shady election in which he was the only real candidate, despite the fact that his advisors gave him notes in all-capital letters stating "DO NOT CONGRATULATE.” Come on guys, if you want him to read a note, put it on something he pays attention to, like a cheeseburger or Ivanka.

So, up till now, he's been a huge fan of Putin. Well, yesterday, all that... Stayed the same. But the United States did expel 60 Russians over a U.K. poison attack. Normally, for Trump to expel that many people, they have to be in his cabinet.


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