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Wednesday Aug 05 2015

The Tonight Show Starring with Conan

The Republican presidential debate is tomorrow night. People have already come up with drinking games for it. The most popular game is the one where you skip the debate and go out drinking.

Among the debaters tomorrow night is Ben Carson who is a neurosurgeon. Carson says he's not there to debate, he's there to diagnose exactly what's wrong with Donald Trump.

Donald Trump has come out in favor of shutting down Planned Parenthood. However, experts say, if he really wants Planned Parenthood to go under he should turn it into a Trump property.

A new study finds that Michelle Obama's "Let's Move" program may have caused people to actually gain weight. Many mistook the slogan to mean, let's move next door to a Cinnabon.



The Tonight Show Starring with Jimmy Fallon

Tomorrow night is the first Republican debate. Which means Donald Trump's hair and makeup team should be getting started right about now.

The debate rules state that the highest-polling candidate is given the middle podium, which means Donald Trump will be center stage tomorrow night. Well, that and the fact that he was going to stand there anyway.

Delta and United Airlines announced this week that they will no longer allow passengers to transport animals that they killed on hunting trips. Which begs the question: "There was a time when you COULD do that?"



The Tonight Show Starring with Seth Meyers

Singer Robin Thicke is engaged to his 20-year-old girlfriend. I guess he wanted somebody who was too young to remember "Blurred Lines."

Kendall Jenner and Nick Jonas are reportedly dating. They have a lot in common. For example, no one’s sure which one that is.


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