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Tuesday Feb 24 2015

The Tonight Show Starring with Conan

Nicolas Cage is going to be starring in a film based on Edward Snowden. Cage said he's perfect for the role because he knows what it's like to go into hiding after doing something people don't like.

The new James Bond movie in production features the oldest ever Bond girl. Which explains why he spent a lot of the movie repeating, "I SAID BOND. JAMES BOND!"

Jay-Z and Beyoncé are renting a house in Los Angeles for $150,000 per month. The house was renting for $2,000 a month until the landlord got a rental application from Jay-Z and Beyoncé.



The Tonight Show Starring with Letterman

It's cold in New York City. It's so cold that Oscar host Neil Patrick Harris is wearing long underpants.

For the fifth year in a row the Academy Award for best animated short went to Tom Cruise.

Alex Rodriguez reported to spring training with the Yankees two days early. He's ready to play ball. Here's his schedule — tomorrow a urine test. Next day, he's suspended for a year.

Alex Rodriguez showed up two days early. There was nothing to do so his lawyers took batting practice.



The Tonight Show Starring with Kimmel

Alaska today officially legalized marijuana for recreational use. I think they did this years ago. That's how the Palin kids ended up with those names, right?

Alaska does have some special rules. You're not allowed to smoke marijuana in public, and you have to follow special disposal rules. You can't just throw a joint in the trash. The last thing you want is a grizzly with the munchies.

We have a brand new crop of dancing stars. Rumer Willis is one of the stars this season. You may know her from such work as her father being Bruce Willis.

"Dancing With the Stars" will be announcing one more surprise contestant before the season starts. I happen to know who it is. It's actually Pope Francis. He's really loosening things up at the Vatican.



The Tonight Show Starring with Jimmy Fallon

The White House announced that many Obamacare customers got the wrong tax information and may have to refile their taxes this year. It's pretty inconvenient — mainly just remembering what you lied about the first time you filed your taxes.

New Defense Secretary Ashton Carter said that he is open to letting transgender people serve in the military. He said there’s no reason to prevent people from being generals just because of their privates.

Admission to Disney World now costs $105. Disney said that after giving it much thought and looking at the economics of it all, parents won't have a choice anyway. There’s only one Disney World.

The country continues to deal with brutal weather. A group of teenagers in Colorado surprised their neighbors by shoveling 50 driveways and walkways for free. They didn't mean to. They were just too stoned to remember which house was theirs.



The Tonight Show Starring with Seth Meyers

New research shows marijuana is by far the least dangerous recreational drug. Studies have shown again and again that it leads to virtually no recreation. That's how safe it is.

A new CBS News poll shows Chris Christie is ranked ninth out of all Republican presidential candidates. He's just behind Bobby Jindal and just ahead of a gun wearing a cowboy hat.

Boston's city council is considering increasing its alcohol tax. The plan would raise an estimated $900 million billion trillion.


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