Headlines (Scroll down for complete stories):
1. Tina Fey Lines Pockets with Sarah Palin Imitation
2. Jessica Alba Sports Muzzle to Score Votes
3. Alec Baldwin Pins Financial Crisis on Clinton, Frank and the Dems
4. Botoxed Hollywood Joe
5. Journo Pulls a Race Card  

Economic times being what they are, folks in Tinseltown are “naturally” concerned about the supply of botox needed at the ready.

Ever feel like news events are surreal?

Headlines (Scroll down for complete stories):
1. Newman’s Own Recipe for Legacy
2. Bono Mocks Financial Bailout
3. Dubai Finances Hollywood
4. Henry Kissinger Corrects Obama and Couric
5. CBS, ABC Distort Sarah Palin Interview