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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
This is our last show after 17 years. I want to thank all the people that made it possible — Michael Jackson, Monica Lewinsky, Bill Clinton . . .
When I started this show, my hair was black and the president was white.
People have been asking, “What are you gonna do after your last show? Are you going on vacation?” I will be going to a secluded spot where no one can find me. NBC prime time.
There were some tense moments yesterday here in Los Angeles yesterday with President Obama. A female reporter was carried kicking and screaming away from Air Force One after she insisted on handing President Obama a letter. They picked the woman up and forcibly carried her away. It’s the same thing they did when Joe Biden tried to get on the plane.
Late Show with David Letterman
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
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Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
An openly gay teenage boy in California was crowned the prom queen at his high school prom. Everyone was excited for him except Nick — the prom king.
Susan Boyle will sing in the final round of "Britain's Got Talent." I think fame is really going to her head. I just heard she adopted a baby from Africa.
Kate Goslin from "John & Kate Plus 8" is releasing a cookbook in October. It's called "I Hate My Husband — Here Are Some Recipes."
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