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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
President Barack Obama was in Los Angeles for a fundraiser at the Beverly Hilton Hotel. One awkward moment — as he was entering the hotel, he bumped into John Edwards who was sneaking out.
People in Beverly Hills had a lot questions for Obama about healthcare. They want to be sure tummy tucks and butt lifts are covered under Medicare.
President Obama had less than a one-hour warning before North Korea's nuclear test. That's not bad when you realize he gets no warning when Joe Biden's going to go off.
At a speech George W. Bush was giving at a high school, he said he is really enjoying the fact that he is no longer president. Hey — join the club.
Late Show with David Letterman
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
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Jimmy Kimmel Live!
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Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
President Obama is in Las Vegas. So if things go well at the tables, General Motors just might make it.
After running out of options, Chrysler headed to bankruptcy court this morning. And — this isn’t good — it headed there in a brand new Mitsubishi.
On his radio show yesterday, Rush Limbaugh called Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor a “reverse racist.” I gotta hand it to Limbaugh. That guy is a “reverse genius.”
O.J. Simpson is appealing to the Nevada Supreme Court hoping to overturn his convictions for armed robbery and kidnapping. Good idea. Having something like that on your record can really hurt your image.
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