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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
President Obama has announced a task force to review the tax codes. He’s concerned there are too many loopholes and too many people manipulating the system to avoid paying taxes. And that’s just in his administration.
Today at the White House, President Obama met with the CEOs of all the major U.S. banks . . . a lot of these big bonus guys. The CEOs looked around the White House and said, “You live in this dump?”
The postmaster general of the United States said the post office lost $2.8 billion last year. Here’s the worst part: You know where it got lost? In the mail.
In an unusual gesture for a sitting secretary of state, Hillary Clinton was given Planned Parenthood’s highest award. In her speech she revealed her No. 1 recommended method of birth control — pantsuits.
Late Show with David Letterman
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
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Late Night with Jimmy Fallon
Looking back on his presidential run this week, John McCain said he got a lot of votes because of Sarah Palin. Weirdly enough, that’s the same thing President Obama said.
President Obama said he believes Osama bin Laden is plotting new attacks against the United States. Obama got his new theory from picking up any newspaper from the last eight years.
A new study from the Centers for Disease Control says that tripping over your pets causes over 86,000 serious injuries each year. Worse — only 30 percent of those make it to YouTube.
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