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The Tonight Show with Jay Leno
Barack Obama is back from his vacation in the Virgin Islands. He played a lot of shuffleboard while he was there. He’s pretty smart — he’s doing that in case John McCain challenges him to a duel.
MSNBC is saying that there’s a chance that John McCain would pick Condoleezza Rice as his vice president. That’s a perfectly balanced ticket: he’s white, she’s black; he’s a man, she’s a woman; he’s always steamed, she’s rice . . .
Have you heard Hillary Clinton’s new campaign slogan? Incoming!
New revelations about the whole Hillary Clinton-Bosnia thing. Turns out she went there to hire a sniper.
Late Show with David Letterman
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Late Night with Conan O'Brien
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The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson
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Jimmy Kimmel Live!
Tragic news today — Herb Peterson passed away. He was the creator of the Egg McMuffin. He was 89. He said the secret to a long life was to never eat Egg McMuffins.
He was buried in a paper sack, beside a hash brown.
Arizona Sen. John McCain has pulled ahead of both Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton in recent polls. If elected he will be 105 when he takes office.
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